FOXNews, “Russian Mayor Bans Phrase ‘I Don’t Know’”
MOSCOW — The mayor of a Siberian oil town has ordered his bureaucrats to stop using expressions such as “I don’t know” and “I can’t.” Or look for another job.
Alexander Kuzmin, the 33-year-old mayor of Megion, has banned these and 25 other phrases as a way to make his administration more efficient, his spokeswoman said Tuesday.
CNN, “Air Force probes mistaken transport of nuclear warheads”
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Six nuclear warheads on cruise missiles were mistakenly carried on a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana last week, prompting a major investigation, military officials have confirmed.
Gizmodo, “New iTunes Allows to Create Custom Ringtones from Any iTMS Song”
A new version of iTunes has just been announced at the Stevenote and will be available tonight. It has a built-in graphic ringtone creator that will get any song you buy from the iTMS and convert into a custom ringtone for an extra 99 cents.
CNN, “Germany: ‘Massive’ attacks foiled”
BERLIN, Germany (CNN) — German police arrested three suspected Islamic militants who were planning “massive” and “imminent” attacks on American targets in Germany, authorities said Wednesday.
| Apple event next Tuesday! By Nick on September 2, 2008, 12:35 pm Looks like apple is going to release some new iPods next week! /wish New macbooks!! /wish off |
 Gustav now cat 4By claire on August 31, 2008, 9:42 am ironically enough, i’m sitting in the new orleans airport. that plane damn well better show up. |
 Samorost creator working on new gameBy sam on August 30, 2008, 5:15 pm jakub dvorsky is very creative and an incredible artist, should be a sweet game |
| Obama’s speech By claire on August 29, 2008, 7:51 pm pft, what do you expect? its a convention… i fucking hate conventions, they are such a waste of time, money and... |
| McCain picks Palin By claire on August 29, 2008, 7:44 pm wooing hillary people much? should prove interesting |
| Obama’s speech By sam on August 29, 2008, 9:13 am with all that fanfare for his speech he could have fed a thousand of those poor diner-employees who cant take off a day... |
 What not to do when you’re on fireBy The Fox on August 26, 2008, 12:02 pm Wow…retards. It’s too bad Darwin theory doesn’t finish the job sometimes |